Look who's talking

Just look. Before you rant, point out flaws, or even be furious over the work. Just look.

Gimme my contact lens.

Hate it when a simple coffee accidentally spills over the table. No matter how hard you clean it, even if it's squeaky spotless clean already, the very idea that you spill the coffee immediately puts 'stupid' over your resume or the totality of your existence. Specially if the one who's reading your resume thinks that he/she has an IQ of 250,000.

Yesterday, I was talking loudly with my seatmate. I really didn't notice that until my classmates started shhh-ing me. Huw. I can't hear myself. I'm down at the dumps. Goodbye rapping career. Good thing Nicole and Eric Hutchinson save me. :D

Ok it's alright with me
some things are just meant to be
it never comes easily
and when it does I'm already gone

I'm practic'lly never still
more likely to move until
I end up alone at will
my life continues inching along

Umayos ka.

Wag mo nang hihingin sakin yun. Lintik. 'Pag hiningi mo pa, tatangalan kita ng white blood cells tapos pagpapalitin ko ng pwesto yung liver at utak mo. Umayos.

Sandali, ayusin ko lang to.

This week is hell-er than hell. Everyday I wake up with 6 encyclopedias in both my hands, a soldier, an athlete and a counselor beside my bed, and oven toasters as my slippers and before I sleep, I have deep marks and scratches all over my body. There is always a reason to be depressed but I opt not to wallow into it too much. What's the point? It would still be there.

I've been inside the blender for quite a while now..6 years? Maybe tomorrow I'd be in the chopping board.

Who knows? Maybe next week I'd be six feet under.

Tumutusok na naman yung brace ko. Dugo na to.

If quitting is not the answer..

What is it then?

I am more tired. Physically and mentally, I'm drained. Emotionally, I'm beat up. There seems to have no point in doing what I'm doing.

I thought smiling would be an option. It was. Until my cheeks grew tired.

I've ran out of willpower. Where's the cutter?

Why blog

When you have twitter? Oh shoot, this is hard. :))

I’ll be closing my twitter account = private-ing it, protecting updates, setting it un-publicly. Coz I’m hush-hush that way.

I'll quote myself. WTF. Trashy, self-absorbed and a terrible excuse for blogging. And this is the part where you click 'X' on the topmost right of your screen:

Homemade smores is like fake Hershey's smores. Only much better. (Coz I know that Hershey's will deliver a dozen box of smores in front of my doorstep tomorrow morning to prove me wrong)

I am human now let me watch this damn video. XD (Coz supernova still believes that I'm a cross between a hyena and a keyboard)

3 things: Social Suicide No. 29 & I've been a very bad boy last night. (When, at Starbuck's, I do two things at the same time and forget the other one)

Highlight of the day: The going home part. Where's the rewind button? (When all I can do is smile while walking in a deserted dark alley)

Settled with the OC in inconsistency. (When I finally decide that I can describe myself)

Ironic how rain started to pour when I was in the 'like a sun' part. (When nature realized that my voice is for phone calls only)

I'm Christopher and I would like to say that I'm delighted in joining your org, alcoholics anonymous. Btw, thanks for the warm welcome. (After I spend my night and morning waiting for sex. I'm not serious. I'm drunk. I don't know what I'm saying)

I secretly fed our dog with a hotdog. He seems fine. (He licks dust and his favorite food is banana. I think my brother bought a chimpanzee, not a dog)

@jeyowenji España. I have to meet the President of South Korea if that's what they call it. Haha (When literally, I'll go to España and South Korea's economy is progressing. Wait, let me stick this gum under the table)

@rayshia91 ROTFL! LMFAO! I'm losing the shortcuts. Cut it. XD (Coz she doesn't even realize that she's funny..or I find her funny, at times)

Shittingly challenged. LOL (When the dictionary and my tummy gang up on me)

Didn't expect Zagu in this chilly icy frosty freezing weather..uhmm..did I mention cold? Both hands are. (Coz my mom's middle name is 'Surprise!' Yes, it comes with the exclamation point)

@minicolette is still drinking moo? Haha! (I love how she sticks with moo..and hates how she became single and I never grabbed the chance)

9 hours of grueling physical pain. And it ended with a phone call..that was the remedy? haha! (Because I suspend judgment for 8 hours and thought process, an hour)

@moony_aragorn Exactly. My mind's always green, never been blue. Nge. Haha. (Last time I check, twas dark yellow)

My to-do list is gasping. Need to un-gasp it. (Because my bed has 8 missed calls already)

Something's wrong with my sexy back. XD (It always stay smokin' sexy)

I should be an ambassador for good health! *eating broccoli sandwich and drinking papaya juice* haha! (*Currently looking at bitter melon, thinking*)

Patience on yahoo!mail. Must apply (When the virtue ran out of gas)

Tired. Schizo tired. Inspiration, when will thee come? (When I thought I have 1 depressed self, 2 heads, and 3 personalities)

Blame it on the cookies n cream shake !@)$!@$)!$!)@$(!@)$( (Coz it's my first tweet)



Twitter sounds like bitter. Just a thought. )@#%()@#%@%)!@#%)%) :))

Let's make this short

Sites I often visit and I think would help make the world be a better place. Try it, won't hurt. XD

Wikihow.org - Guide to almost everything/anything you want to do. Want to teach your dog to speak? To go from punk to preppy? To make fake vomit to stay home from school?
Name it, they have it! Oh, and did I mention that you can edit articles too? Uhmm..okay, that wasn't interesting.

Clickthecity.com - Guide around the metro. TV guide, movie guide, mall/store guide, etc. There's even a lootbox! I already had my fair share of freebies here.

Twitter.com - Snippets of details in your life? Tweet it! Quick and easy.

Watch-movies-links.net - Cream of the crop. The link says it all. :D

Freakin' headache saved my phone

Biogesic should give me freebies for this. Send some love! XD

Yesterday, my friend and I ate at the new and hyped McDonald's Timog. Going home, we separated at Welcome Rotonda but lo and behold as my headache reached its cracking-my-head point. So I looked for a store to buy biogesic. There is a problem here though: there's no biogesic! Even the lone drug store ran out of stock.

In the middle of this helpless searching, a man halt me and striked a conversation regarding his problem. Just great.

His problem was about a friend who had an accident. Won't disclose details here. It just came to a point where he was asking me to save his number. Okay, I'll save your number and in that case, I will get my phone in my pocket...but wait. You're a stranger. There's around 2 human beings besides us in this dark alley. My cousin lost his cellphone in an incident like this. Pretty much, you'll snatch my cellphone too. What to do..what to do..

I didn't get my phone in my pocket..and he's still not giving his digits. He repeated his instructions, which is to save his number on my phone.

"Uhmm..Wait. I really have a bad headcahe right now. I'll just buy biogesic and I'll get back to you as soon as possible." Then I immediately left him and went to the nearest bangketa which I know doesn't sell med tablets. Haha! He followed me but he was quite far. From where he's standing, I could see him staring as I asked the lady for a biogesic who in 'turn gave me a what-the-heck-of-course-I-don't-sell-biogesic-here look. Then I walked unnoticeably fast, getting away from his sight, to KFC and rode a cab wishing that my Mom would have a stock of biogesic.

I wasn't really scared scared. I was more annoyed by my headache and the drugstore which doesn't have biogesic. My attention was all there. If I didn't have my headache, I would've entertained the guy's problem and even counseled him. I'm nice that way. Haha! Oh well, just a reminder to everyone: INGAT! :D

Gah. Last one was lame.

You just wasted 3 minutes of your time. 11 minutes if you have trouble in reading.

Because I have an excruciating stomach pain

and boredom is just knocking on my door...

I got twitter!
Isn't that interesting???
Everybody now: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm on my brother's bed since morning. Can't..move..my..body..must..make..twitter..account..

I'm juggling on facebook, twitter, plurk..
I opted for what I think would be the quickest one..
it sounds odd though..
twitter? twit? twit twit? twitting?

twitter.com/christooopher