Why blog

When you have twitter? Oh shoot, this is hard. :))

I’ll be closing my twitter account = private-ing it, protecting updates, setting it un-publicly. Coz I’m hush-hush that way.

I'll quote myself. WTF. Trashy, self-absorbed and a terrible excuse for blogging. And this is the part where you click 'X' on the topmost right of your screen:

Homemade smores is like fake Hershey's smores. Only much better. (Coz I know that Hershey's will deliver a dozen box of smores in front of my doorstep tomorrow morning to prove me wrong)

I am human now let me watch this damn video. XD (Coz supernova still believes that I'm a cross between a hyena and a keyboard)

3 things: Social Suicide No. 29 & I've been a very bad boy last night. (When, at Starbuck's, I do two things at the same time and forget the other one)

Highlight of the day: The going home part. Where's the rewind button? (When all I can do is smile while walking in a deserted dark alley)

Settled with the OC in inconsistency. (When I finally decide that I can describe myself)

Ironic how rain started to pour when I was in the 'like a sun' part. (When nature realized that my voice is for phone calls only)

I'm Christopher and I would like to say that I'm delighted in joining your org, alcoholics anonymous. Btw, thanks for the warm welcome. (After I spend my night and morning waiting for sex. I'm not serious. I'm drunk. I don't know what I'm saying)

I secretly fed our dog with a hotdog. He seems fine. (He licks dust and his favorite food is banana. I think my brother bought a chimpanzee, not a dog)

@jeyowenji España. I have to meet the President of South Korea if that's what they call it. Haha (When literally, I'll go to España and South Korea's economy is progressing. Wait, let me stick this gum under the table)

@rayshia91 ROTFL! LMFAO! I'm losing the shortcuts. Cut it. XD (Coz she doesn't even realize that she's funny..or I find her funny, at times)

Shittingly challenged. LOL (When the dictionary and my tummy gang up on me)

Didn't expect Zagu in this chilly icy frosty freezing weather..uhmm..did I mention cold? Both hands are. (Coz my mom's middle name is 'Surprise!' Yes, it comes with the exclamation point)

@minicolette is still drinking moo? Haha! (I love how she sticks with moo..and hates how she became single and I never grabbed the chance)

9 hours of grueling physical pain. And it ended with a phone call..that was the remedy? haha! (Because I suspend judgment for 8 hours and thought process, an hour)

@moony_aragorn Exactly. My mind's always green, never been blue. Nge. Haha. (Last time I check, twas dark yellow)

My to-do list is gasping. Need to un-gasp it. (Because my bed has 8 missed calls already)

Something's wrong with my sexy back. XD (It always stay smokin' sexy)

I should be an ambassador for good health! *eating broccoli sandwich and drinking papaya juice* haha! (*Currently looking at bitter melon, thinking*)

Patience on yahoo!mail. Must apply (When the virtue ran out of gas)

Tired. Schizo tired. Inspiration, when will thee come? (When I thought I have 1 depressed self, 2 heads, and 3 personalities)

Blame it on the cookies n cream shake !@)$!@$)!$!)@$(!@)$( (Coz it's my first tweet)



Twitter sounds like bitter. Just a thought. )@#%()@#%@%)!@#%)%) :))

Let's make this short

Sites I often visit and I think would help make the world be a better place. Try it, won't hurt. XD

Wikihow.org - Guide to almost everything/anything you want to do. Want to teach your dog to speak? To go from punk to preppy? To make fake vomit to stay home from school?
Name it, they have it! Oh, and did I mention that you can edit articles too? Uhmm..okay, that wasn't interesting.

Clickthecity.com - Guide around the metro. TV guide, movie guide, mall/store guide, etc. There's even a lootbox! I already had my fair share of freebies here.

Twitter.com - Snippets of details in your life? Tweet it! Quick and easy.

Watch-movies-links.net - Cream of the crop. The link says it all. :D

Freakin' headache saved my phone

Biogesic should give me freebies for this. Send some love! XD

Yesterday, my friend and I ate at the new and hyped McDonald's Timog. Going home, we separated at Welcome Rotonda but lo and behold as my headache reached its cracking-my-head point. So I looked for a store to buy biogesic. There is a problem here though: there's no biogesic! Even the lone drug store ran out of stock.

In the middle of this helpless searching, a man halt me and striked a conversation regarding his problem. Just great.

His problem was about a friend who had an accident. Won't disclose details here. It just came to a point where he was asking me to save his number. Okay, I'll save your number and in that case, I will get my phone in my pocket...but wait. You're a stranger. There's around 2 human beings besides us in this dark alley. My cousin lost his cellphone in an incident like this. Pretty much, you'll snatch my cellphone too. What to do..what to do..

I didn't get my phone in my pocket..and he's still not giving his digits. He repeated his instructions, which is to save his number on my phone.

"Uhmm..Wait. I really have a bad headcahe right now. I'll just buy biogesic and I'll get back to you as soon as possible." Then I immediately left him and went to the nearest bangketa which I know doesn't sell med tablets. Haha! He followed me but he was quite far. From where he's standing, I could see him staring as I asked the lady for a biogesic who in 'turn gave me a what-the-heck-of-course-I-don't-sell-biogesic-here look. Then I walked unnoticeably fast, getting away from his sight, to KFC and rode a cab wishing that my Mom would have a stock of biogesic.

I wasn't really scared scared. I was more annoyed by my headache and the drugstore which doesn't have biogesic. My attention was all there. If I didn't have my headache, I would've entertained the guy's problem and even counseled him. I'm nice that way. Haha! Oh well, just a reminder to everyone: INGAT! :D

Gah. Last one was lame.

You just wasted 3 minutes of your time. 11 minutes if you have trouble in reading.

Because I have an excruciating stomach pain

and boredom is just knocking on my door...

I got twitter!
Isn't that interesting???
Everybody now: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm on my brother's bed since morning. Can't..move..my..body..must..make..twitter..account..

I'm juggling on facebook, twitter, plurk..
I opted for what I think would be the quickest one..
it sounds odd though..
twitter? twit? twit twit? twitting?

twitter.com/christooopher

No more Mr. Bald Guy

After months of ending up with semi bald hair, I eventually had a different cut yesterday..from a different shop, Shopwise. Grocery? XD

Cut-ter: "I'll put a little shape on your hair and uhmm..don't go back on being skinhead."

Me: "K. But..just so you know, I look awesome with my pseudo skinhead look though..since you're the fourth person with my dad, mom and my classmate to halt me on shaving my hair when haircut day comes..ok. Whatever. Why am I even explaining this to you? Can you please start cutting my hair now 'coz I still have my scheduled dvd marathon in an hour...

Cut-ter: "Fuck off!"

Then I suddenly felt scissors stabbed on my neck.

Me: [In shock + blood gushing out from my neck] "What was that for?!"


I don't let my hair grow to a certain length since I'm too lazy to comb, put wax or even do some styling shit on it. I don't have the patience.


Mom: "See, you look more good looking and fresh with your new hair!"
Dad: "Nice...jeans! Where'd you bought it?"
Brother: "Here's wax, try it. It won't hurt."


Now, I really look like Hugh Jackman with some features of Robert Downey, Jr.

..and 80% of this entry is fiction. Of course the 20% was the good looking part!

No, I'm not kidding.

Months ago, I efficiently remember telling my close friend about my dream which weird-ed me out:

I was in the backstage of ASAP (a variety show of ABS-CBN) talking and guiding 3 stars/singers that it's their turn to get into the stage. As they went out, I took a quick look on the audience (point of view: backstage) and I saw a huge rushing car..going to crash the stage. But! Before it even hit the stage, the car shifted in sort of a magical harry potter-ish way to a golden brown dog with its tongue sticking out. Fin.


This March:
Our car got stolen.
My brother bought a Yorkshire Terrier.
My internship is at ABS-CBN..and my show is ASAP.
I'm still waiting for the magical harry potter-ish way to happen.

You're getting old...

when you look back and you miss being the cute kid: ...everyone wants to cuddle and play with you...you hear women saying "I'll wait for you when you grow up"...you wish you were the small dude wearing blue shirt with no problems but to run around, get tired and be grumpy but still look adorable...

.. but then you've realized that you're the ear-scratching dude sitting beside the kid: stressed, problematic, still grumpy but more handsome. Close to looking like Hugh Jackman. XD

Passer-by: "Hugh Jackman my ass!"