June 16, 2009

Why blog

When you have twitter? Oh shoot, this is hard. :))

I’ll be closing my twitter account = private-ing it, protecting updates, setting it un-publicly. Coz I’m hush-hush that way.

I'll quote myself. WTF. Trashy, self-absorbed and a terrible excuse for blogging. And this is the part where you click 'X' on the topmost right of your screen:

Homemade smores is like fake Hershey's smores. Only much better. (Coz I know that Hershey's will deliver a dozen box of smores in front of my doorstep tomorrow morning to prove me wrong)

I am human now let me watch this damn video. XD (Coz supernova still believes that I'm a cross between a hyena and a keyboard)

3 things: Social Suicide No. 29 & I've been a very bad boy last night. (When, at Starbuck's, I do two things at the same time and forget the other one)

Highlight of the day: The going home part. Where's the rewind button? (When all I can do is smile while walking in a deserted dark alley)

Settled with the OC in inconsistency. (When I finally decide that I can describe myself)

Ironic how rain started to pour when I was in the 'like a sun' part. (When nature realized that my voice is for phone calls only)

I'm Christopher and I would like to say that I'm delighted in joining your org, alcoholics anonymous. Btw, thanks for the warm welcome. (After I spend my night and morning waiting for sex. I'm not serious. I'm drunk. I don't know what I'm saying)

I secretly fed our dog with a hotdog. He seems fine. (He licks dust and his favorite food is banana. I think my brother bought a chimpanzee, not a dog)

@jeyowenji España. I have to meet the President of South Korea if that's what they call it. Haha (When literally, I'll go to España and South Korea's economy is progressing. Wait, let me stick this gum under the table)

@rayshia91 ROTFL! LMFAO! I'm losing the shortcuts. Cut it. XD (Coz she doesn't even realize that she's funny..or I find her funny, at times)

Shittingly challenged. LOL (When the dictionary and my tummy gang up on me)

Didn't expect Zagu in this chilly icy frosty freezing weather..uhmm..did I mention cold? Both hands are. (Coz my mom's middle name is 'Surprise!' Yes, it comes with the exclamation point)

@minicolette is still drinking moo? Haha! (I love how she sticks with moo..and hates how she became single and I never grabbed the chance)

9 hours of grueling physical pain. And it ended with a phone call..that was the remedy? haha! (Because I suspend judgment for 8 hours and thought process, an hour)

@moony_aragorn Exactly. My mind's always green, never been blue. Nge. Haha. (Last time I check, twas dark yellow)

My to-do list is gasping. Need to un-gasp it. (Because my bed has 8 missed calls already)

Something's wrong with my sexy back. XD (It always stay smokin' sexy)

I should be an ambassador for good health! *eating broccoli sandwich and drinking papaya juice* haha! (*Currently looking at bitter melon, thinking*)

Patience on yahoo!mail. Must apply (When the virtue ran out of gas)

Tired. Schizo tired. Inspiration, when will thee come? (When I thought I have 1 depressed self, 2 heads, and 3 personalities)

Blame it on the cookies n cream shake !@)$!@$)!$!)@$(!@)$( (Coz it's my first tweet)



Twitter sounds like bitter. Just a thought. )@#%()@#%@%)!@#%)%) :))