CHRISTMAS DAY - EVENING
A. We went to Tiendesitas because Mom was itching to buy Toby a new shirt or new bone.
'Finish the Chicken and just feed him the bone. That's something new.' Toby is not allowed to eat Chicken bone and all other kinds of real bone. Poor dog. I don't know. My brother says 'DON'T.' So, yeah.
Mom: *while wiping Toby's front feet?/hand?* Ano ba yan Toby. Amoy aso yang paa mo.Aunt: Malamang. Alanganaman amoy tao.Genius.
B. The moment we arrived at Eastwood, I pushed my Mom to go to 7-Eleven to buy something important. She bought 4 Slurpee..for Dad/Mine, Brother/Mine, Cousin/Mine and Her/Mine (I tasted everyone's Slurpee even if there were just 2 flavors). And I bought a French Vanilla Cappuccino. I barely died.
While waiting for my aunt, my brother and I roamed around Eastwood Mall. With Toby. This is one of the many things why I like Eastwood: You can bring your dog to
anywhere, everywhere.
Passing by Folded and Hung, I saw Gretchen Ho. She's pretty and tall! I thought she's a bit short.
Supahbro: Uy, si Gretchen! Supahbro's bro: Sino?Supahbro: Yung player.Supahbro's bro: Saan?Supahbro: Ayan yung nakagreen. [we're an arm length beside her]Supahbro's bro: Ano nga name niya?Supahbro: Gret%^en Ho.Supahbro's bro: Huh?Supahbro: Gr#%!^en Ho.Supahbro's bro: Ahh, okay.Supahbro: *f#ckin' braces* Outside Eastwood Mall, I saw Ma'am Pia - associate producer of ASAP and SCQ Kids 3. She looks lovely. I almost peed in my pants because I don't know what to say to her and yet I approached her quite fast. Plus, I was wearing a huge cheesy smile. *facepalm* I wasn't prepared. Good thing it was quick..we exchanged Hi's and Hello's, she said '
Ay, cute naman niya(Toby),' I paid compliment to the '2010' commercial of ASAP..she was cool with it, explained a few and yeah, that's it. :)
Then we had late dinner at my uncle's condo unit. [Reason no. 34..on why I like Eastwood: We can leave our parents at La Fayette or Orchard while we (brother and cousins) can go around Eastwood all by ourselves. My uncle's condo units are the adult version of a playground - w/o slides, bricks, legos, shouting kids..only mature conversations].
I was watching the dogs while eating. Every time Toby gets close to Puppy (my cousin's dog), he sniffs her like crazy. Toby is a perv. Good thing Puppy is virginal. Puppy doesn't want her ass to be sniffed. I swear. She turns around every time Toby starts getting close to her. She's 8 months old and Toby is 10 months old.
Wala pa ngang katorse. After dinner, my cousin and I (with TOBY!) went to Ministop to buy my brother a cellphone load and to go to McDonald's to eat..again. Sundae and Fries and Coke float. Nom Nom Nom.
Going back to Orchard, he told me he needed to puff a cigarette (this is a secret) but I wanted to go back to Orchard so I told him
'Akyat na ako.'Then I had my push-it-baby-movie moment. It was so surreal....
In front of the entrance glass door, a foxy (and I swear she defines
foxy) tanned Anne Curtis (she looks like Ms. Curtis) passed by and expressed a cute chuckle seeing Toby. I died. I'll call her Foxy1. Foxy1 had this nice smile that can wipe off whatever your thinking. I was mindlessly walking behind her until my phone started ringing. #)@#%()@%$). Argh. It was my mom so I stopped and took the call while she continuously walked to the elevator lobby. After the call, I walked fast thinking that I still might catch her. And yes. When I turned right, she was just going inside the elevator. I brought Toby in my arms (he's tired with all the walking and running) and quickly went inside the same elevator.
The elevator door closed and there was another girl inside..who looks exactly like Cris of PDA2 (I searched the net to double check. Same features.) She's Foxy2.
Foxy2, who was standing at the right side of the door..near the elev buttons, pressed 11.
Foxy1, who was standing at the left side of the door, reached for button 8.
I, with a panting dog..standing at the back reached for button 18 (and thought of pressing all the buttons!)
*silence*
Then there was tension. LOLOLOL. )@$)!@#)%!I. Prolong the moment (3x). What to do? (3x).
The whole elevator was a mirror so we can all see each other. Front, left, right, back. But not top and bottom. Tsk.
Foxy1 turned her head and checked on Toby. She flashed her cute smile and I needed to catch my breath. I can't even look straight to her.
My forehead was sweating like crazy. Thinking of my next move.
A. Should I accidentally drop Toby and ask for their lovely assistance?
B. Should I look badly suffocated and ask for CPR?
C. Should I just kiss them both and say 'Its Christmas so don't be selfish. Now, let's do the French.'
Screw A and B. I'll do C.
Poof! Of course, I didn't.
Door opens on the 8th floor. Then the 11th. Gahd. After the 11th floor, I exhaled like there's no tomorrow.
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If Adam Sandler wil be generous enough to lend me his remote, I'll press the rewind button to this..and then slooowww mooowww. Ahhh, God bless this Christmas day/evening. :)
Wacky daw! Anong ginagawa niyo? :)
