Homemade Ecstasy 3

One Saturday night, I was itching to get drunk though no one was available to drink with so I decided to get drunk alone.

Supahman: Why not test ze alcohol tolerance, too?
Superspidey: Nice idea.
Toby: Wooof! [Translation: Fcukin' schizo.]

I had with me..
Always-Open The Bar
That-Extra Grenadine
Sprite *cricket sounds*
Mineral Water *more cricket sounds*
Chips & Chips Delight
My-Life-Would-Suck-Without-You Cookies

ALMOST finished the whole bottle of The Bar until I grabbed the nearest trash can and greeted Mr. Vomit a polite hello. I felt warm; vomiting feels weirdly fine. I was actually grinning while vomiting. It's hard, you know?

I TOLD myself that after the last drop of liquor, I would call someone and tell something importantly nice. But I can't even dial a single digit at that time.

Weird: I was drinking on my brother's bed and I guess I fell asleep there but I woke up 5am lying on my bed! HOW DID I GET THERE? Simple. I was unconscious maybe around 11pm onwards and someone instructed/pushed/dragged me to my bed (mom? brother? schizo self?). And if I were on a different place, I could've been molested but enjoyed it.

Cool experience. Will repeat this with company. With perevert-less company, for safety purposes. LOL

Homemade Ecstasy 2

Homemade Smoooooores!

Just collect
! Marshmallows of any kind.
! Graham Crackers
! Hershey's Chocs/Local Flat Tops/Any Chocolate that can be inserted between 2 crackers (But not Chocnut)

! Stick/Chopstick/Silver Fork

If you have 'em all, pray first then do the ritual burning:

Burn mallows!

I did my mallow-roasting one at a time since I can't camp outside our house and burn logs and shit. I used our stove..or probably cigarette lighter can be an alternative (roasting might just take years).

Stuff one burned mallow and one choc between 2 crackers and you're done!

Like this:

Better photo:

[Photo 1, 2, 4 from Yahoo!]

Melting chocolates and marshmallows taste really A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

Complete your life, make your own smores!

Homemade Ecstasy 1

Day after my Mom's birthday, I had a brilliant lip smacking idea:

To make a Banana-Or-Mango-Or-Manana Crepe from the party leftovers (not literally leftovers). So here is Mi Manana Mrepe! Ngo.Ngo.

Ingredients:
Green Ice Cream from the celebration.
Sliced mangoes (unused excess mangoes from California Maki)
Banana placed in the middle of the dining table.
Chocolate syrup from the lowest spot of the refrigerator.
Strawberry syrup from the lowest spot of the refrigerator, near the Chocolate syrup.
Local cookies..but Chips Ahoy would be better. Much better.

Procedure:
1. MIX EVERYTHING/EFFORTLESSLY PUT EVERYTHING ON THE PLATE! (Don't forget to peel the banana first)
2. Let your dad/mom/brother taste it! Just taste. Give them a teaspoonful and not the whole plate.
3. Then merrily eat everything! And make this 'Nom Nom Nom Nom!' sound loudly to attract envy.

Photo of Success:

This is not porridge nor mushroom soup top with chocolate chip cookies.

Plato Says

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."


On the other hand, Work ethic not from Plato but from Tumblr:

Please bless me with number 9.

Generation Gapless

We had a visitor [Family friend. Around 60+. Not sure but almost my grandmother]. She was on the couch farther away from the television while waiting for my Mom. I was sitting close to the boob tube.

I/We was/were watching MYX Daily Countdown and then it played Girls Generation's Genie..

Family Friend-Grandmother: Oh, Sandara's group!
MYX Spectator: @_@

A. She is a fan of Sandara
B. She is a fan of Sandara who thinks Girls Generation is Sandara's group.

C. Did she just say 'Oh, Sandara's group!'?
D. I'm just hungry.

MYX Spectator: @_@
MYX Spectator: Ah? hindi po. It's different po.
Hip Updated Grandma: Awww..I thought it's twoooooNE1. *she said it really sloooow*
MYX Spectator: @_@
MYX Spectator: Almost. They look and sing the same po...
Hip Updated Grandma: Ahhhh..yes, I can seeee.

I Waited For This

"u want Halloween party at my house tomorrow night? (friday?) sleepover :) txt me asap okay? wala ako load eh. potluck. :))"

It came in the wrong time. We're leaving Manila by Friday midnight for All Soul's/Saint's Day. We'll be back on November 2 or 3. Sheesh. I miss her. I'll wait for a lifetime to see her again.

When All Else Fails, They Don't

Oh Yeah?

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

! The movie tried hard to be Transformers1 and it depressingly begged for a sequel. Fail and fail.

! It's about science which requires sacrifice and nano this and nano that.

! The Joes failed thrice.

! The musical scoring was funny. I think the scoring of Step Up 2 was inserted in this movie and was inserted without any timing. Plus, it played a remix version of Boom Boom Pow while the credits were rolling. Good use of Boom Boom Pow.

! The script was aiming to be witty..like what I'm doing. But this one aimed to stretch brilliance to a hundred mile. Fail.

! Ana with black hair is sexier. But she talks too much (alone). I prefer her when she's not talking.

Going inside an elevator.
Ana: Get out!
Panicky adult woman leaves.
Ana: Nice shoes.
Supahman: WTH!? You're destroying the world! Chop! Chop!

! I like the action/fighting/killing-each-other-but-no-one-actually-dies-not-unless-its-the-ending scenes.

I had the same white uniform (minus the head gear and the shoes) way back in 1996 when I had my Taekwondo lessons. The girl in black is Ana/Smokin' Sienna Miller.

When all else fails, they join the bandwagon!

Superspidey

All in one morning:

3. While washing the dishes, I saw a really tiny infant lizard..a stoned one. I looked at it closely which is like a finger away from him/her. It looked like a miniature alligator/crocodile (Don't know the big difference). But 100% replica of the crocogator family. I was afraid to touch the lizard coz I thought I might be stoned too. Seriously. So I got a fork and tried to poke him/her. He/she moves.

2. My mom saw an average sized yellow butterfly in our ceiling. I scratched my head and said 'No, it's not.' It wasn't moving and it looked like a stoned petal of Yellow Bell. He's/She's too high for me to touch.

1. I kept myself on bed for a few minutes after I woke up..until I felt something in my right foot. I looked at it and saw a fairly small spider. I think I'll be changing my superpowers soon. Real soon.

Eggs Up!

Our class, 4CA1/NAGCA1/WHITE EGG Communication Solutions, bagged the 'Agency of the Year' Award in the Integrated Marketing Communications Quest slash The Infamous IMC Quest along with 4 other awards. It was a sweet class effort and the idiosyncrasies of every student in our class worked well..really well. The awards were actually bonuses. The lessons that we've reaped (and our Thesis Professor's speech in our final Thesis1 Class) are our precious lifelong awards. XD

(c/o Meng: Our DJ Presentor)

Zoom In:
This IMC Quest was a big challenge that came in a huge package (Department deadlines, Papers, Final Exams, Org activities, etc).

Supahman: Knock knock, Redeeming Value. It's me and I came with Don't Hate, Appreciate and Stop Complaining-Start Working. Let us in, please.
Redeeming Value: *shouts* Get in!
Supahman: K.

My attitude towards work took a positive overhaul:
Mouth shut - check!
Inject heart and faith in work - check!
Eject negative energies - check!
Play with Toby(our Yorkie) - check!

Zoom Out:
Our semester is far from over (like..uhmm..2 more days?) but after that, 1 more college semester and we'll be able to experience the handling of diplomas and the cap/hood toss. Goosebumps.

There will still be a lot of (cliche) trials and hardships. But we'll definitely continue working, praying and cracking new ideas!

Quickie

Quickie (informal) - something made or done rapidly..without organization.

Before I dive into school works, lemme do a quick one.

Yesterday, I was watching Jessica Soho's Heroes and Survivors. (Forgive me if it's not the exact right title. I'm in quickie mode since yesterday and yesterday yesterday and yesterday x 214918247102)
The show featured heroes and survivors from the calamity made by Typhoon Ondoy. It kept me away from the computer. And from watching porn.

Can one go under both category? [From where I am..] Definitely.

I was able to help in cleaning a friend's house. (@ Marikina)

Cleaning + LMAO + LOL while eating = EXTREME FUN! I enjoyed the Mud Party! \m/


Buff Helpful Dudes.

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