After 2 Decades

"Ang taba mo! Syet. Taba mo." - C.D. Jan 18, 2010

I think she wasn't kidding. But I'm glad that I'm starting to gain weight. Huzzah!

..and here's my muscle-y photo [lol] from David's laptop [which I transferred to my usb days before they left Phil] :

Darrel blushing and me camouflaging..for security purposes. You know, villains and all.

One Game, One Aim, One Name

It's the Scarlet Unity Games 2009-2010.

Blood, sweat and no tears. :)

It ended today. Almost half a semester of processing the papers and preparing for the games. Almost 3 months of The Sunday Games - Saturday Night Stress, Push-Yourself-To-Go-To-Felix-Huertas Sundays and Monday GM's. And it ended in just one Sunday night of January. Just like that.

I grew on this project..even if it was a royal pain in the ass. :))
- Thought: Go, quit. If you can't do it anymore, just quit. You're making life more difficult than necessary.
+ Thought: You know what I'm going to say so STFU and continue working.

Scarlet Accountancy - Volleyball 1st Runner Up

Scarlet Commerce - Volleyball Champion

Scarlet Rehabilitation Sciences [w/ Scarlet Officers] - 1st Runner Up Basketball

Scarlet Architecture - Basketball Champion

I sticked with this project no matter what. And if I'm asked to do this all over again, I'd be very willing. As long as I'm not busy doing anything. :)

I'll miss all of this bigtime.

Shouting: 'Game guys! Mags-start na tayo! Wag kayong magpapanic ha! Ayos na yung score sheet? May pencil na ba dyan? Oy! Yung timer? May magta-timer na? Okay? Kaya ba? Good. Dalawa na kayo dyan! Sino spotter? Okay na kayo scorer? Ayos na, guys? Ayos na tayo!?!? Dali!! Game?!?! Wag kayo magpanic ha! Mags-start na....syet yan! Nawawala yung pagkain ko. Wait lang! Eto na! ..... OKAY NA REF! GAME! *whistle blows*" :)

I Got P16,000

..and I'll spend everything on sundae and fries.

Bullshit. To cover my former [deleted] entry.

Yorkshire A-Little-Too-Big Terrier

TOBY-WAN KENOBI

* TOBY (All)
* TOBY BOY (Mom)
* TOBIAS (Mom)
* TOWBY! (Whenever Toby does something bad. Mom, still)
* TUTUBI (Dad)
* TOHBEH! (Darrel with British Accent)
* TOW[pause]BEEEEEEEEEE (Kid Neighbor with Falsetto voice)
* TOW[pause]BEEEEEEEEEE (Darrel imitating the Kid Neighbor with Falsetto voice)

He is huge for his size since my brother bought him as a Teacup Yorkshire Terrier. Teacup. And he looks like a Coleman Jug.

He was an ugly duckling / dogling when he was small. My initial reaction when brother brought him home - 'Rat?'

*After the grooming shit*

Toby usually takes the ribbon off with a lot of possible ways:
A. Shake head repetitively and stop if Vertigo sets in.
B. Scratch head on the couch, floor, or any possible scratching-tool.
C. Simply take it off using hands/front feet. [Epic Fail. Always]
D. Wait for 2 days until it naturally loosen. [His one & only choice.]

Only Mom and The Groomer has the I-can-tie-Toby's-hair-and-put-a-ribbon-on-it skill. It's an inborn skill so only few can really do it.

*XP*

"You think this is cute? I feel disgusted with this purple ribbon."

Guraw?

Formspring rocks my socks. All the questions/non-questions/indecent proposals are hilarious. Or my fun button is simply 'mababaw.'

NOTE: It's getting a little too naughty. But I think (AND HOPE) that they're all my friends/classmates. Hence, the way I answer questions. Of course, I won't say these stuff to a new acquaintance or some random person. :)

tangena!! ang bastos ng formspring mo. ipablock ko toh eh. HAHAHA. it's me your first time.

Konting bastos lang. Parang implied nga lahat eh HAHAHA

Hi First Time! Want a second time? LOL

Nagmamahal ka ba ng mga girls, lalo na yung mula sa CTHM? lol!

:))

Sabi ng keyboard ko nagmahal ka na rin ng mga CTHM girls. Lower years lang. HAHA

OOPS. Hahahahaha. :) You never answered my question, "can I ride it?" LOL by pacific18

I really don't know how to answer this politely..but no. LOL Marami naman atang ibang disco sticks in the sea HAHA

Hoy ***! Kelan tayo mag momovie? :))

'Pag wala na tayong ginagawa sa school :))

HAHAHAHA. HINDI TALAGA PAMBATA FORMSPRING MO! HHAHAHA. NAKAKATAWA UNG MGA TANONG. HAHAHAHA. by benjover

HAHAHAHA ADIK LANG YUNG MGA TANONG. Tinalo na nito youp*rn tsaka xt*be LOL

kelan yung first time mo? lol

Second grade.

HAHA. JOKE LANG! Medyo bastos na formspring ko, pwedeng holy questions naman :))

How long is your disco stick? Can I take a ride in it? by pacific18

Think LRT LINE 2.

WAHAHAHA Paps, ikaw pala to. LOL Hindi lumabas name mo sa una

sobrang luwag na brief or no brief at all? HAHA. by benjover

ADIK! HAHAHA Ahhh..no brief at all. LOL Parang boxers lang, mahangin.

Sure, I'll tell foxy lady 2 to come. Btw, Toby's really adorable.

Sure, she can cum over to my house. :))

Thanks! -Toby

HEY! Parang kilala kita. LOL Bastusan na to HAHA

SUPERSIZE ME :)

Double D!

I have 5-all-boys cousins (mother's side) and an older brother..which makes us 7 all in all. Or maybe 8 including Toby. The youngest in the group are David (12 y/0) and Darrel (10 y/o). They are residing at Duri, Indonesia and goes to Phil during Christmas/New Year and Summer.

Spent my first 15 days of 2010 with them and it was fun. Fun riot.

...

At a mall, I saw my grade school classmate who was carrying a baby(her niece). We had a quick talk. After that I went back to Darrel.
Darrel: *gasps* YOU'RE HITTING ON A MARRIED WOMAN!

Same mall.
Darrel: Kuya Christopher! KUYAAAA CHRISTOOOOOPHER COLUMBUUUUUS!
Supahcousin: SSSSSSHHHHHH!
His voice is always composed of 555 decibels. You'll be needing earmuffs.

Found Toby standing on a stool (chair w/o back rest).
Supahcousin: What are you doing?
Darrel: We're teaching Toby a new trick.
David: Look!
[David arranged tools side by side. Toby starts walking on it.]
David: See!
Supahcousin: 6 month old baby can do that. And that's not even a trick!

We were already wearing our 3D glasses while waiting for Avatar to start.
Supahcousin: Hey, let's take a picture. 3 of us.
David: Oh, nice. Facebook!

Past time.
Supahcousin: Geez, you stink. Take a bath.
Darrel: I took a bath this morning.
Supahcousin: No, you didn't.
Darrel: I did!
Supahcousin: You did not.
Darrel: But I did! I really did! This morning. Ask David.
Supahcousin: Did he, David?
David: No, he didn't. He just wiped his face.
Darrel: NO! DAVID, TELL THE TRUTH! DAVID! *starts punching David*
Supahcousin: Hey! Hey! Stop it! Heeeey!

Toby being groomed and all. Groom-er was putting ribbon on Toby.
David: Look. Toby's looking away.
*Toby was looking far right while we're on the left side*
David: You know why?
Supahcousin: No. Why?
David: He is ashamed. His masculinity is challenged by that purple ribbon.

Waiting.
SC: My turn! My turn to use the computer.
David: Wait, I'm almost done.
...10 minutes.
SC: Okay. My turn now.
David: Not yet. Wait.
....10 more minutes.
SC: David! I need to finish my script. It's for school.
David: Okay, okay. Wait, please.
....Minutes, minutes, minutes.
SC: Okay, move. I should be typing by now.
David: You can use my laptop for typing.
SC: Fine.
...Typing done.
SC: My turn to surf the internet. I'll research.
David: What? Okay, fine.
SC: Please make it fast. I really need to research.
David: Yeah yeah I know.
SC: I'll fail school. I won't graduate.
David: I'm almost finish. Few more sec.
...
SC: Its taking forever.
David: I'm almost done.
SC: C'mon David. I really need-
David: Wait. Just wait. I'll cry emo tears.
SC: LOL Just, please. Here's your laptop. I'm done with it.
David: Wait a little more.
SC: I've been doing that for the past 2 hours!
David: Well, patience is a virtue, my friend.
SC: I'm not your friend! I'm your cousin! Now move.

Large, Please

Last Sunday, I discovered 7-Eleven around Gilmore (?) and 7-Eleven equates to French Vanilla Cappuccino. Such a great discovery, Christopher Columbus.

I'm looking forward to spending more time with you..even if you gave me burned tongue. :)

Hoyor

Formspring rocks my socks. All the questions/non-questions/indecent proposals are hilarious. Or my fun button is simply 'mababaw.'

Are you available tonight Chris? Let's hang out around Sta. Mesa.

Yes! I'm available tonight (seriously). Can I have your digits?

LOL Anu baaaaaaa. Hanggang Formspring na lang ba to, dapat dito tino-totoo. JOKE LANG, whoever you are. HAHA

Napapagod na ko ***. :) hahahaha. Ako ito. LOL. by pacific18

PAPS! Loko you! Wahahahaha! Akala ko nung una kung sino na yun. LOL Nung sinabi mo yung Street eh medyo naisip ko na baka ikaw :))

sanitizer

Kills 98% of germs. HAHA

G? Bigay mo na lang sakin sanitizer!

Really? Go ahead and say who I am. LOL. C'mon. Name drop if you must.

:)) Can't. I might be wrong.

Tsk tsk. *** *****[/edit]. To deny a gay something he craves... Oh well, I do know where you live. Boston street right? :))

WAHAHAHAHAHA TMI! WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUU?

Okay, okay. If the price is right. Enough for a Carribean Cruise. LOL I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. :))

Size?

Of what? LOL

Size?

It is huge. Trust me. :)

kilala ko na crush ni *** sa classroom! siya ba si? by benjover

Mali. Hindi siya. LOL Parang gradeschool lang HAHA

Pumapatol ka sa gay? Sige na pleaseeee?:))

Ah, no.

Hindi na nga wholesome to, may mga indecent proposals pa. HAHAHA

Sino naman sa mga kaklase natin ngayon ang napupusuan mo?

Hmmmmmmmm. I'm thinking hard. Thinking of putting her name here. I can't trust you. HAHA

I have one or two in Scarlet, though. :))

Kilala mo ko. Haha. May J sa pangalan ko.

LOL Medyo magulo.

You want coffee? Pumpkin juice? :))

Ui ***, kamusta na kayo nung gelpren mo nung HS pa tayo? HAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who's this? LOL

I'm not promiscuous. I'm very conservative. and btw, I don't have the hots for first year girls. LOL. Ikaw yun e, Pedophile! Sino bang 1st year un? Haha.

Conservative my ass! HAHA

Hindi ako Pedophile! Yung same chicks ni Kirbs at Carl. HAHAHA

boxers or briefs

Commando! :))

Boxers.

I got it from you master. Hahaha. Kilala mo na ba talaga ko? HAHA.

No you didn't. LOL

Yes, you're the only promiscuous person in our class. Who likes long-haired girls WAHAHAHAHA ALAM NA!

bakit ganito formspring mo. Hindi pang wholesome. HAHAHA.

Mr. Benassi's fault.

Oo nga eh. People might think that I'm really R-18 in real life..which isn't true. :))

Yow

Mom?

Please say no.

Hahaha. Now you know me, let's pick up some girls along Quezon ave. later. You up for that? HAHA.

Later? Sure. LOL You and your promiscuity, Benny Benassi. Hahaha

Hahaha. I am benny benassi. Now, would you make love to me?

Push me and then just touch me. BENNY BENASSI FTW :)) I WILL NOT MAKE LOVE TO YOU. You will make love to first year girls and I'll make love to first year girls too. That should be the equation. HAHAHA

Mind you, should be 18y/o and above -Sir Bong :))

Feeling ko si Jhong yung nagtanong ng 'Will you make love to me?' HAHAHA! It is I, the British Girl LOL.

BLIMEY! Hi Brit Girl! XP No, not Jhong. Its Benny Benassi.

boooo. haha. bring back the tagboard?

This formspring can be my new tagboard :)

Korni mo. Haha! Ay di pala question yun. Hahaha!

HAHA I will not put se* or j**k off there..even if you're leading me to it :))

Hahaha. Guess who *** the love machine. HAHA.

HAHAHAHA. I will not make love to you even if you give me cool names.

kung may gusto kang gawin buong buhay mo ano yun? pwedeng bastos ang sagot.

That thing/act that you're thinking while you were typing this question. :))

Makipagharutan kay Toby-Wan! At kumain. I eat a lot. My body just doesn't show it.

SUPERSIZE ME :)

Ogloonii Mend

will you make love to me?

WAHAHAHAHA This made my morning. Who are you? Send your details and we'll see. LOL Kidding!

Bakit wala nang tagboard?! -Aunj hahaha

I grew tired of it. LOL Ahhmmm, hindi ko rin alam..for 2010? HAHA

If you had to give up one favorite food, what would the most difficult?

Most difficult question. Harder than basic Math.

SUPERSIZE ME.
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