May 31, 2010

Sin With Me?



Because I don't want to leave the uneventful month of May with just..one..post.

May 5, 2010

Ryan Bang! Bang! Bang!

= TRIPLE WIN

Jusko. Hindi pa siya ganun ka-fun sa primetime.

He is bad in Tagalog but that makes it more funny. I think he should be friends with A and just have a conversation. Then air it on TV. It will be a huge threat to How I Met Your Mother or F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

[Got this from Pinoyexchange. Good grasp of PBB for better comprehension. :)]

"I talked to the camera a lot. Last night, I couldn't sleep so I said hi to the camera" asking to the housemates if talking to the camera is prohibited

"Minsan, ronry." -Senyor Ryan on being an only child

"THIRTY YEARS ka na dito?" -Senyor Ryan asking teenager Richard on his years on the Philippines

"My classmates said that I look like AAAVVAAATTAARRRR"

"My mom is not avatar, di ako avatar, ayoko ng avatar, pero avatar" while rehearsing MAGIC with Ann Li

"Lily Kind!!!"

"They speak too fast, I Just Smile!!!!"

"I became team captain of Soccer team, but we never win" -while sharing worst experience

"Who sang that song? Si Big Brother right?" referring to the song Pinoy Ako

"We don't have 6 packs, we don't have nice face, we don't have nice ***" -Senyor ryan.. pointing that they're not looking KPOP

"You pray later, because you lie" referring the task of the 3 Caucasians

"bi ni gow kow se yow uuuhhhhhhh" (binigay ko sayo)

"my lola she patay, when she drank C2 she alive. after 4 days."

"Buuhhkkeett mee?? Oh my god oh my god po" while talking to Big Utol

"ang lelo ni leloy ay nakalulay lulay" - tounge twister in UBER


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I haven't even shared those that I heard straight from the earphones. Sayang.