Yorkshire A-Little-Too-Big Terrier

TOBY-WAN KENOBI

* TOBY (All)
* TOBY BOY (Mom)
* TOBIAS (Mom)
* TOWBY! (Whenever Toby does something bad. Mom, still)
* TUTUBI (Dad)
* TOHBEH! (Darrel with British Accent)
* TOW[pause]BEEEEEEEEEE (Kid Neighbor with Falsetto voice)
* TOW[pause]BEEEEEEEEEE (Darrel imitating the Kid Neighbor with Falsetto voice)

He is huge for his size since my brother bought him as a Teacup Yorkshire Terrier. Teacup. And he looks like a Coleman Jug.

He was an ugly duckling / dogling when he was small. My initial reaction when brother brought him home - 'Rat?'

*After the grooming shit*

Toby usually takes the ribbon off with a lot of possible ways:
A. Shake head repetitively and stop if Vertigo sets in.
B. Scratch head on the couch, floor, or any possible scratching-tool.
C. Simply take it off using hands/front feet. [Epic Fail. Always]
D. Wait for 2 days until it naturally loosen. [His one & only choice.]

Only Mom and The Groomer has the I-can-tie-Toby's-hair-and-put-a-ribbon-on-it skill. It's an inborn skill so only few can really do it.

*XP*

"You think this is cute? I feel disgusted with this purple ribbon."